List eight: Favorite movie quotes

 "Where are the white women at?" [Blazing Saddles, 1974]

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Bubs and I are crazy movie quoters...like, not a single day goes by without one of us quoting a movie in our everyday conversation. It happens so often I have to think about what was said to remember it was a movie quote! It makes us laugh. We're big movie nerds, what can I say? Here are a few of my favorites. Most of them are classics...I was feeling a little movie quote-y today. So, without further ado, a little insight into my ridiculously juvenile sense of humor. Enjoy :)

1. "And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get something for you Clark. Something really nice." [National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, 1989.]

2. "Watch out for the horse crap, Ted." [Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, 1989]

3. "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time." [Old School, 2003]

4.  "What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f*cking beer. He's not taking your f*cking turn, Dude." [The Big Lebowski, 1998]

5. "The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please" [The Big Lebowski, 1998]

6. "Some men are islands. I'm a bloody island! I'm bloody Ibiza!" [About a Boy, 2002]

7. "I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me." [Vegas Vacation, 1997]

8. "I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music....I'm on drugs!" [Almost Famous, 2002]

9. "Purple! Your aura is purple!" [Almost Famous, 2002]

10. "Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark." [American Psycho, 2000]

11. "When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail." [Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 2008]

12. "It's just a flesh wound." [Monty Python and  the Holy Grail, 1975]

13. Jack Byrnes: "If I set you up, do you think you can spike it, Focker?
Greg Focker: "Well, I would have to get pretty high."
Jack Byrnes: "I bet you would Panama Red." [Meet the Parents, 2000]

14. "I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?" [Tommy Boy, 1995]

15."I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan." [Zoolander, 2001]

16. "Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some b*stard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator." [Mallrats, 1995]

17. "Good stuff. This is the good stuff. Snakes and sparklers." [Joe Dirt, 2001]

18. "Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control." [Billy Madison, 1995]

19. "Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god d@mn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?" [Office Space, 1999]

20. "There is no Dana, only Zuul." [Ghost Busters, 1984]

21. "But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? Tell 'em Vincent...A Royale with cheese!...You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?" [Pulp Fiction, 1994]

22. "Oh, wicked pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy - not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly who do they think they're fooling" [Juno, 2007]

23. "We thought you was a toad." [Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?,  2000]

24. "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing." [Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, 1989]


Ok...now I know I've missed about a billion quotes, but this is all I could think of right now.  How about you? What are some of your fave movie quotes?